Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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This is not fake. That's my hand holding it. Found at an outdoor store in Juneau Alaska a couple weeks ago...😲



Belly laughing so hard at these two jokers ... TY you really made a bad day better
 
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Airliner flying to Sydney, when a Blonde in "Economy class" gets up and moves into " First class" and sits down.
Flight attendant noticing this asked her to see her ticket. With her ticket she needs to move back to " Economy class".
The Blonde says: I'm Blonde, beautiful, on my way to Sydney and I'm staying right here!

Flight attendant asks the co-pilot to solve the problem but when the co-pilot talks to the Blonde, she replied the same
The Blonde says: I'm Blonde, beautiful, on my way to Sydney and I'm staying right here!

So the co-pilot explains the situation to the Captain, who walks over to the Blonde and whispers something in her ear!
To the amazement of the flight attendant, the Blonde stands up and goes back into " Economy class "...
So the flight attendant asked the Captain what he said...
The Captain whispered in her ear: " " First class" isn't flying to Sydney "