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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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M'Bob
·A man goes to a female dentist to get a tooth extracted. When she pulls out the typical, over-sized novocaine syringe, he yells, “Nope, no injections for me, can’t handle that!”
So she goes around and grabs the nitrous oxide gas mask, and is about to put it on his face, when he again yells, “Sorry, that’s not going to work, it makes me feel like I’m suffocating!”
So she puts the mask down, goes to the cabinet, and pulls out two blue pills, which she hands to the patient.
“What are these? He asks.
“Viagra,” she says.
“I didn’t know Viagra was a pain pill,” he replies.
“it’s not,” she says. “But it will give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth…”
So she goes around and grabs the nitrous oxide gas mask, and is about to put it on his face, when he again yells, “Sorry, that’s not going to work, it makes me feel like I’m suffocating!”
So she puts the mask down, goes to the cabinet, and pulls out two blue pills, which she hands to the patient.
“What are these? He asks.
“Viagra,” she says.
“I didn’t know Viagra was a pain pill,” he replies.
“it’s not,” she says. “But it will give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth…”
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·Ever read something you wished you wrote?
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GeorgeBailey2
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Probably works for quite a few other things as well.
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EuroDriver
·Wife arrives home fuming mad.
Husband: "What's wrong honey?"
Wife: "I was walking down the street when some a-hole bumps right into me and said 'oh, you hair smells really good!'"
Husband: "Wow. He gave you a compliment! Why would you be so mad about that?"
Wife: "He was a midget, you idiot!"
Husband: "What's wrong honey?"
Wife: "I was walking down the street when some a-hole bumps right into me and said 'oh, you hair smells really good!'"
Husband: "Wow. He gave you a compliment! Why would you be so mad about that?"
Wife: "He was a midget, you idiot!"
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Pun
·Look at the irony of American Democracy, a President who got a blowjob for free from an intern in White House is let-off.
But
A President who paid a whore for sex is indicted.
Moral of the Story:
When in Government; Never Pay for Sex...
But
A President who paid a whore for sex is indicted.
Moral of the Story:
When in Government; Never Pay for Sex...
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Canuck
·Look at the irony of American Democracy, a President who got a blowjob for free from an intern in White House is let-off.
But
A President who paid a whore for sex is indicted.
Moral of the Story:
When in Government; Never Pay for Sex...
As I understand it, he rarely paid for anything! He left in his wake, an ocean of bad debt, the like of which it is difficult to grasp. Did he actually pay for the services of Stormy Daniels, or did he give her an I O U? It will be interesting to observe as this whole mess unfolds. I heard this morning that there were 35,000 uniformed New York police on duty as the whole thing unfolded on Tuesday.