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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Benn there, done that
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M'Bob
·A teacher asks her 5th grade class: “There are four ducks sitting on a fence. A hunter comes by and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and the teacher calls on him. “None,” he says.
“None? The teacher says. “ Can you explain that?”
“Yes,” says Johnny. “there were four ducks on the fence, the hunter shot one, but the loud noise caused the others to fly away. So none.”
“Well, Johnny. This is actually a math problem. So if the hunter shot one, and there were originally four, there would be three left. But I like the way you think…”
Little Johnny says, “Teacher, can I ask you a question?”
“Sure,” she says.
“Well, there are three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her cone, one is biting it, and the other is sucking it. Which one is married?”
“I guess the one who’s sucking it,” says the teacher.
Johnny replies, “Actually, it’s the one wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you think…”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and the teacher calls on him. “None,” he says.
“None? The teacher says. “ Can you explain that?”
“Yes,” says Johnny. “there were four ducks on the fence, the hunter shot one, but the loud noise caused the others to fly away. So none.”
“Well, Johnny. This is actually a math problem. So if the hunter shot one, and there were originally four, there would be three left. But I like the way you think…”
Little Johnny says, “Teacher, can I ask you a question?”
“Sure,” she says.
“Well, there are three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her cone, one is biting it, and the other is sucking it. Which one is married?”
“I guess the one who’s sucking it,” says the teacher.
Johnny replies, “Actually, it’s the one wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you think…”
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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Some people take it to another level. I knew a couple when I was a student who had a long running noise thing / feud with a neighbour over the time the ran their washing machine (small and badly soundproofed terraced buildings and flats) They deliberately ran it at an annoying time…. She rang them to complain…. They had taped the washing machine noise, made it super loud and used that as their answer machine message…. Bad times….
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.More people should follow the chart……
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The dumbest chart I’ve ever seen! Wait…
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·Historically accurate?
(It's a hornets nest...seriously)
(It's a hornets nest...seriously)