Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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As in, “I hate them,” or, as in, “to be used instead of a partner”?

 
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I vote the latter ^, though "she" should shave more carefully...

 
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^^^ Oh my - this is downright blasphemy calling that bottle of Dawn maple syrup...
 
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Worth a try, at least. You just never can tell what might be possible!

 
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Was wondering why the wife insists on shopping alone here…

 
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LoL, Its been a mild winter here in Chicago and I have been disappointed in how much warmer our tap water has been
 
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LoL, Its been a mild winter here in Chicago and I have been disappointed in how much warmer our tap water has been

One of the few reasons I love winter is ice cold tap water! I agree, other than a few days here and there, it's been too warm this winter.
 
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Um, I think I’ll stick with the General Gau’s chicken…