Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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[Taken from Instagram]

Man: So how many guys have you slept with?

Woman: Ummm, just you.

Man: Really?! I'm the only guy you ever slep with?!

Woman: Yep, everyone else kept me up all night.
 
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