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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberThe First Rule of the Condescending Club is a bit complex, and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
I can't help re-posting my favorite line from a comedian who Americans of a certain age will recall, Bob Newhart. Best known for the TV show of his name, he also did stand-up comedy, and once said this:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
The joke was even better due to his famously dry delivery.
Oh, and also relating to the joke, as a friend of mine used to say, there's at least a little truth in all humor! 😁
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M'Bob
·Because it sounds so appealing?
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