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time flies
·photo by others.
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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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·'bout spit out my coffee on this one. 😀
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Ohmeguh
·Napoleon Complex:
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Safety first. Always have a spotter. Well done.
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··This Space for RentSafety first. Always have a spotter. Well done.
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·The follow up to 'Daddy went for smokes and never came back'
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!"My wife and I agreed that to help us quit smoking, we'd only smoke after sex," Tony related to his buddy Joe. "But it's not working the way I'd hoped."
"What's wrong?" queried Joe.
"Well... I haven't smoked in a month, but she's up to two packs a day!" whined Tony.
"What's wrong?" queried Joe.
"Well... I haven't smoked in a month, but she's up to two packs a day!" whined Tony.
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Aroxx
·I’ve been getting a good laugh out of this thread and happened to be going through my old meme stash today for another reason. Figured I’d get involved.
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury member
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M'Bob
·But not for adults, apparently…
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Duracuir1
··Never Used A KodakTwo Rednecks In A Pickup Truck Drove To A Lumber Yard.
One Of Them Walked Into The Office And Said, “I Need Some Four-By-Twos.”
“You Must Mean Two-By-Fours,” The Clerk Suggested.
The Fellow Stared Blankly For A Minute.
“I’ll Go Check,” He Said, Heading Back To The Truck.
When He Returned, He Said, “Yeah, I Meant Two-By-Fours.” “
OK, How Long Do You Want Them?”
The Customer Stared Blankly Again. “I’d Better Go Check.”
After A Lengthy Discussion At The Truck, He Returned To The Office.
“A Long Time,” He Replied. “We’re Building A House.”
One Of Them Walked Into The Office And Said, “I Need Some Four-By-Twos.”
“You Must Mean Two-By-Fours,” The Clerk Suggested.
The Fellow Stared Blankly For A Minute.
“I’ll Go Check,” He Said, Heading Back To The Truck.
When He Returned, He Said, “Yeah, I Meant Two-By-Fours.” “
OK, How Long Do You Want Them?”
The Customer Stared Blankly Again. “I’d Better Go Check.”
After A Lengthy Discussion At The Truck, He Returned To The Office.
“A Long Time,” He Replied. “We’re Building A House.”
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Fretworker
·Two Rednecks In A Pickup Truck Drove To A Lumber Yard.
One Of Them Walked Into The Office And Said, “I Need Some Four-By-Twos.”
“You Must Mean Two-By-Fours,” The Clerk Suggested.
The Fellow Stared Blankly For A Minute.
“I’ll Go Check,” He Said, Heading Back To The Truck.
When He Returned, He Said, “Yeah, I Meant Two-By-Fours.” “
OK, How Long Do You Want Them?”
The Customer Stared Blankly Again. “I’d Better Go Check.”
After A Lengthy Discussion At The Truck, He Returned To The Office.
“A Long Time,” He Replied. “We’re Building A House.”
A long time ago I was serving a customer in a guitar shop. He wanted a new guitar lead. "How long do you want it?" I asked (instead of the more grammatically correct "what length do you want".)
"I was hoping to keep it"
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