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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

CPRwatch
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BlackTalon BlackTalon
Wayne Rooney? 😁

(now the coach of my local team)
That’s not a fair comparison , Chucky has aged better .
 
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That’s not a fair comparison , Chucky has aged better .
And ol’ Chucky’s man enough to embrace his hair loss with a classic comb over, instead of a daft transplant.
 
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God sees Adam is bored and approaches him.
"Adam, I'd like to make you a soul mate...a perfect specimen who will fulfill your every desire...treat you like a king...she will be perfect in every way imaginable, from her looks to her personality to her emotions. But it's going to be a lot of work so it will cost you....an eye, your right pinky finger, one kidney, half your hair, and your left nut."
Adam ponders this for a moment.
"What can I get for a rib?"
 
X350 XJR
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For those of you worried about the size of your tool...

Are you Whitworth or Metric?

king dick wrenches.jpg
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