Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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So bad that it’s good… I mistakenly posted it in the animals thread.
 
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I before E accept after C.... What heights we must go to, too get our spellings and punctuations write :0)
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I before E accept after C.... What heights we must go to, too get our spellings and punctuations write :0)
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accept?
 
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"Tasty and that's all"



Not quite up to McD's standards...
 
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"Tasty and that's all"



Not quite up to McD's standards...
A little fungus never hurt nobody ask the blue cheese
 
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I store those next to my drawer of miscellaneous cables...
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All countries have ninjas. We only know about the ninjas from Japan, because they're so bad at being ninjas.
 
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Probably posted previously, but as perhaps the finest (humorous) magazine cover ever produced, it never gets old...

 
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Probably posted previously, but as perhaps the finest (humorous) magazine cover ever produced, it never gets old...


That guy could improve his Trigger Discipline some . . .