Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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When your local tattoo artist solicits literacy donations, please give generously…

 
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Damn, I can’t find them on the Relax web site 🙁

Don’t do it,,,,,,

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A young woman had completed her initial golf lessons and had just begun playing her first round of golf with a foursome of fellow beginners when she suffered a bee sting.

The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse to seek medical assistance.

Noticing her coming in early from her round, the golf pro walked over to her and said, “You can't have finished the course so soon - is everything ok?”

“I was stung by a bee!” she exclaimed with a grimace.

“Where?” asked the pro.

“Between the first and second hole," came her reply.

"I see," he nodded, then frowned and continued, “Well... your stance is far too wide.”