Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and flummoxed.
 
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One for the UK contingent .. who will also know how hard it is to contact your MP……….
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