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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Engee
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I hate Matryoshka dolls.

They’re so full of themselves.
 
Archer
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M'Bob M'Bob
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Pretty sure that sign is one I've passed many times - on the highway 401 just coming out of Windsor, Ontario...

BTW at 50 over, you get your car impounded for 14 days (no matter who owns the car), an immediate 30 day license suspension, and a possible fine between $2k and $10k (not counting the 25% crime victim surcharge).

So the best value is actually 149 km/hr...😀
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mario_8778
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Pretty sure that sign is one I've passed many times - on the highway 401 just coming out of Windsor, Ontario...

BTW at 150 over, you get your car impounded for 14 days (no matter who owns the car), an immediate 30 day license suspension, and a possible fine between $2k and $10k (not counting the 25% crime victim surcharge).

So the best value is actually 149 km/hr...😀
But USA does not count with km/h but with mph
 
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mario_8778 NoName
But USA does not count with km/h but with mph

Yes, I know, I've been there...
 
M'Bob
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“Hey, why do you keep the temperature in here so cold?”
 
Tony C.
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"If the alarm goes off when I walk through, it's because I have balls of steel."
 
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