Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Watches with "Speedmaster" on the dial... release sequence from 1962... to 2022
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Last night, New York police finally captured the notorious mime who for weeks had been harassing Times Square tourists & flagrantly masturbating in public.

Said the arresting officer, “We weren’t sure what to expect, but in the end, he came quietly.”
 
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Oh look - a flock of elephants..
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Of course I've heard of elephants - there is a flock of them over there
 
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I don't know if it's posted here earlier in previous 236 pages. Anyway worth reproducing.
 
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I love Queen!

Thanks. I needed the hint. Knowing Al is a pun-dit, it had to be something like this, but I was stumped.

Strange, I don't feel better...😁
 
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After 4000 years, like the circle of cool - the language cycle completes itself……
.::facepalm1:: #hierohorrifics