Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Warning. Cop humour…

Warning: Anti- cop humor…



I actually sent this around to my cop friends before posting, and they were quite offended that muffins and croissants were not mentioned…
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My wife’s new t-shirt is making me nervous…

 
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Higgs Boson walks into the cathedral, goes into the confessional and tells the priest that he is leaving the church.

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The priest says, “My son, please don't take that path - you can’t abandon the church community!”

Higgs Boson replies, “I'm sorry but I must. My uncertainty is overwhelming and I having a real crisis of faith!”

The priest says, “You don’t understand, please don't do this! If you leave ... we can’t have mass!”
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