Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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All the guys in this add are locals that were involved in the beginning when a lot younger.

 
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A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them.

She was shocked - he hadn't been this amorous for years!

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Then her husband said, "Look honey - my new super luminova watch glows blue in the dark!
 
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Sadly, this really happened with a 737 in April 1988
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great pilot cartoons can be found in the " There I Was " series :
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“Dad, I’m abandoning my PhD in English, and going into car repair…”

 
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Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or
coming down?"

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
 
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How do you know Novak Djokovic used his Mastercard to book his Australian trip…






Because his Visa didn’t work
 
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How do you know Novak Djokovic used his Mastercard to book his Australian trip…






Because his Visa didn’t work


 
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^^^ brilliant!