Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

STANDY · Nov 12, 2021

Omegafanman
Don’t knock the modern PPE... I have an old British Rail waterproof orange safety jacket I use at home in the wet .... and I have never ever been hit by a train while gardening ;0)
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PPE gardening, Your one of them…..😒
I bet your one of them Leaf blower twats also…🙄

Omegafanman · Nov 12, 2021

STANDY
PPE gardening, Your one of them…..😒
I bet your one of them Leaf blower twats also…🙄

Not guilty.... But I heard that you are the go to member for any garden blow-jobs needed......🙄

STANDY · Nov 12, 2021

Omegafanman
Not guilty.... But I heard that you are the go to member for any garden blow-jobs needed......🙄

You do realise the average Northern Territory garden is about the size of England 😉

Omegafanman · Nov 12, 2021

STANDY
You do realise the average Northern Territory garden is about the size of England 😉

Looks like the kinda place that could have too many Seikos for me.... You can run..and run...and run, but you cant hide. We have small gardens + rain, cold and snow. If you ever get those I can send you a free jacket :0)