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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Omegafanman
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Just a thought - but if bankers, lawyers and politicians are all going to start wearing masks...well in terms of being robbed things really will be just like the old days ….stand and deliver :0)
 
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ipreferjester
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I forgot where I heard it from originally, but...

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch, and the other watches your snatch."
 
Omegafanman
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I hear the proclaimers have had to release a new version of their track...….
 
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jsducote
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Omegafanman Omegafanman
I hear the proclaimers have had to release a new version of their track...….
Tanks fer puttin tat fekkin ting in me head.
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
This this is why drugs and computer assembly don't mix:

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Made by a relative of the person who designed the QWERTY keyboard for typewriters.
 
Archer
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Canuck Canuck
Made by a relative of the person who designed the QWERTY keyboard for typewriters.

I think this guy now works at Rolex putting 9’s on Explorer dials...
 
scapa
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Hedgehogs.



Why can't they just share the hedge?






(It's a slow burner, but a nice way to unlock a room.)
 
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