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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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alam
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time flies
·Question...What do you call ten thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
Answer...a good start.
have fun
Answer...a good start.
have fun
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Omegafanman
·I still find this one of the more enlightening ‘expert’ interviews I have watched. It works for 99% of topics as well....machine wrapped with butter of course....
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pongster
·I went to the bathroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when i returned to my table I realized.... I forgot to pull up my pants!!!
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redpcar
·ah lawyer jokes.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Rottweiler
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Rottweiler
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Omegafanman
·So I bumped into a lady at the supermarket today. She had a trolley full of toilet rolls, pasta, soap and hand sanitiser. I stopped and gave her a real telling off and a piece of my mind.....She said I hear you buddy... but please get out of my way... I have shelves to fill....
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Canuck
·I did a bit of grocery shopping myself, just after the store opened at 8:00 am, Monday. I’ve never seen the like of it. In particular, the bread shelves, the pasta area, and the paper aisle! I didn’t cover the whole store, but I am certain there were other areas as well. I was able to get what we needed, but I had to compromise in the bread area. Looks like we’ll be eating pumpernickel bread for a while. Not that I mind. I could have had all the gluten free bread my cart would hold, but you only eat that out of abject necessity.
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DaveK
··Yoda of YodelersI went to the bathroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when i returned to my table I realized.... I forgot to pull up my pants!!!
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S.H.
·I did a bit of grocery shopping myself, just after the store opened at 8:00 am, Monday. I’ve never seen the like of it. In particular, the bread shelves, the pasta area, and the paper aisle! I didn’t cover the whole store, but I am certain there were other areas as well. I was able to get what we needed, but I had to compromise in the bread area. Looks like we’ll be eating pumpernickel bread for a while. Not that I mind. I could have had all the gluten free bread my cart would hold, but you only eat that out of abject necessity.
Yep last sunday morning I had to pick up some essentials (I was down to 1 trash bag at home), witnessed the same. Funny thing, I took as usual some pumpernickel bread, there was plenty of it, and nothing else in the bread area. Guess I'm the only French actually liking the stuff...
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Omegafanman
·Hell, it is always the pesky details that trip me up......
So I was at the supermarket and saw this Gender fluid / non binary character with a trolley full of toilet rolls, pasta, soap and hand sanitiser...….
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Humptymarsbar
·Plenty of this stuff left in my local UK supermarket, I wonder why?
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ExpiredWatchdog
·So, I ran into a guy at the supermarket with a [trolley|basket|cart] full to the brim with TP, hand sanitizer....
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
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STANDY
··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorThe joke is there was any of that stuff in a supermarket let alone a trolley......
On a side note I scored big yesterday, too valuable to put in the back of the ute like normal. Had the misses walk home......
On a side note I scored big yesterday, too valuable to put in the back of the ute like normal. Had the misses walk home......
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