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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]
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Canuck
·Only beer I ever sampled that I was unable finish, was in a pub in London, England. Not knowing English brands, I asked the server to recommend something. The answer was, London Pride! Not to offend any connoisseurs of suds who like London Pride, it didn’t suit my taster for Canadian beer.
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DaveK
··Yoda of YodelersWhoever invented knock knock jokes deserves the No Bell Prize 
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··Yoda of YodelersOne tectonic plate bumped into another and said "sorry, my fault"
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DaveK
··Yoda of YodelersThe fog was so thick this morning that I actually tried to catch some...but mist.
Thank you, I'll be here all weekend if you want to catch my evening shows...
Thank you, I'll be here all weekend if you want to catch my evening shows...
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!The fog was so thick this morning that I actually tried to catch some...but mist.
Thank you, I'll be here all weekend if you want to catch my evening shows...
I really like this one and it seemed so familiar...
https://omegaforums.net/threads/tell-me-a-joke.25276/page-80#post-1242117
Was funnier when you told it. 😜
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Peemacgee
·Only beer I ever sampled that I was unable finish, was in a pub in London, England. Not knowing English brands, I asked the server to recommend something. The answer was, London Pride! Not to offend any connoisseurs of suds who like London Pride, it didn’t suit my taster for Canadian beer.
There is a reason why us from ‘up north’ call it the ‘effluent south’.....
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JimInOz
··Melbourne AustraliaI just saw a robbery at the Apple store, now the cops want me as an iWitness.
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Peemacgee
·You might give some thought to the fact that we from “up north” are a minority’s on this MB. Let’s not provoke the sleeping giant from down south to roll over, by using terms like “effluent”!
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This is a common joke from those of us in the North of England whilst describing the beer produced in London.
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JimInOz
··Melbourne AustraliaWhat happens if you drop your iPhone and iPad in the water?
They sync.
They sync.
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STANDY
··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Why isn't an iPhone charger
...called Apple Juice?
...called Apple Juice?
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··Yoda of Yodelers
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··Yoda of YodelersWell, isn’t that just the bee’s knees
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··Yoda of YodelersYep! 😉
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··Yoda of YodelersI know, i know, I am wearing out my welcome 😬
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M'Bob
·Whatever your political affiliation...points for creativity:
