Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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Well, considering the normal price, it's a steal.


That’s in Victoria 😗 add another $12-14 for Darwin 👎
 
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Well, considering the normal price, it's a steal.

They should be paying you to drink that stuff! 🤮
 
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They should be paying you to drink that stuff! 🤮

It's Australia's equivalent to Bud in the US. 😁
 
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Only beer I ever sampled that I was unable finish, was in a pub in London, England. Not knowing English brands, I asked the server to recommend something. The answer was, London Pride! Not to offend any connoisseurs of suds who like London Pride, it didn’t suit my taster for Canadian beer.
 
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Whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves the No Bell Prize ::rimshot::
 
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "sorry, my fault" ::rimshot::
 
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The fog was so thick this morning that I actually tried to catch some...but mist. ::rimshot::

Thank you, I'll be here all weekend if you want to catch my evening shows...
 
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Only beer I ever sampled that I was unable finish, was in a pub in London, England. Not knowing English brands, I asked the server to recommend something. The answer was, London Pride! Not to offend any connoisseurs of suds who like London Pride, it didn’t suit my taster for Canadian beer.

There is a reason why us from ‘up north’ call it the ‘effluent south’.....
 
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There is a reason why us from ‘up north’ call it the ‘effluent south’.....

You might give some thought to the fact that we from “up north” are a minority’s on this MB. Let’s not provoke the sleeping giant from down south to roll over, by using terms like “effluent”!
 
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I just saw a robbery at the Apple store, now the cops want me as an iWitness.
 
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You might give some thought to the fact that we from “up north” are a minority’s on this MB. Let’s not provoke the sleeping giant from down south to roll over, by using terms like “effluent”!

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This is a common joke from those of us in the North of England whilst describing the beer produced in London.
 
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This is a common joke from those of us in the North of England whilst describing the beer produced in London.

Ah! I see! Just didn’t want to provoke a retaliation from our big neighbour to the south😀.
 
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What happens if you drop your iPhone and iPad in the water?













They sync.
 
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Why isn't an iPhone charger

...called Apple Juice?
 
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Well, isn’t that just the bee’s knees

 
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I know, i know, I am wearing out my welcome 😬
 
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Whatever your political affiliation...points for creativity: