Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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Is this for real? Its a joke either way, but obsolete after 7 years?!? Sustainable?

Got a new PC at work, I had it for 6 years and now it was broken, I was told that I should have goten a new one after three years. When I changed the battery settings the god damn thing told me that I choose less environmentally setting.

Yes, it's real.
 
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I’m reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen...I can feel it...
 
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Yes, it's real.

Not funny, but this is the response to every wiseass who asks why they need a mechanical watch to tell time when they can just look at a smart watch or phone. Ask me again in ten, twenty or thirty years.
 
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Somebody today was explaining to me how the cryptocurrency market was changing, even though I already knew.

It was a bit coin descending...
 
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Reminds me of a mistake made by an engraver who engraved a lighter for a plumbing contractor for presentation to one of his plumbers named LOUIE. The lighter came back engraved LOVIE!
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