Sharon drags Kevin off to a jewelers to look at engagement rings. As she bends over to get a closer look at one of the diamond solitaires she inadvertently lets out a little fart. Hoping no one has noticed she asks “How much does that one cost?”

Kevin, having already spotted the price tag and feeling rather faint, reply’s “If you farted gawping at it, you’re going to shit yourself when he tells you the price”.


Kevin received the same spam email as @pdxleaf , asking if he wanted a 15 inch penis. Feeling rather insecure he decided to ask Sharon for her opinion.

She grumpily replied, “5 inches, 15 inches, what difference does it make, you’ll never use it as a rule”.

 

I know In Poland we do have something presumably similar - secret service accused for spying on the members of the Parliament, thus was curious about details of Nancy Pelosi's "G Police".

 

Apparently they charged £1000 per inch for the plastic surgery...... He asked how many they could invest in......
And they agreed to spend £15000.......on a kitchen extension

 

I generally prefer not to repeat postings, but the dangerous and ignorant people who drive U.S. (and U.K., etc.) foreign policy leave me no choice.

 

In celebration of Valentines Day, a few matches that could only have been made in heaven…

 

A few more…

I doubt their son will have any hesitation reciting his name at roll-call:



Wine drinkers, obviously:



These two always keep the fun going:

 

A return to the good ol’ days

 

A dictator walks into a bar...

and orders everyone around.

 

And just one more thing… Kojak, Columbo. McGarrett, et al… awesome!

 

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Hey you! Get out!

 

"I've had the worst day," Tony moaned to his buddy Joe, slumping into the stool next to him at the local bar and ordering a double.

"Why, what happened Tony?" asked Joe.

"My wife - we've been married for 15 years last Friday - has just told me she faked her orgasms every time we had sex!" he exclaimed, "Every time!"

Tony paused, shaking his head sadly, then continued, "But what really stings is that she lied to me about it both times!"