Being kicked in the nuts doesn’t take 18 year to get over though

 

What’s the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts?


Beer nuts are a buck fifty, and Deer nuts are under a buck.

 

Funny
Doesn't quite work when substituted for a quid

 

Still brings tears to my eyes over 18 years later

 

Small potatoes. As an early teen, I was standing semi-upright while pedaling my 10-speed bicycle up a modest hill, and one of the pedals sheared off on a downstroke. How I was even able to hobble home remains a mystery.

 

Been there and done that

 

And here I thought that I was the only one with three testicles...

 

Doesnt everyone do this?

When I was at school there was a rather athletic, almost amazonian girl that people took to calling "Arnie" she didnt like it.

As a joke someone told her that I had been calling her that name. I got a tap on the shoulder, turned and a boot in my balls. i ached a lot, the next day I was still in pain so off to the doctors were a nurse had an examination of down below. At which point i collapsed in agony and they called an ambulance. Apparently my testicle had twisted, and the nurse fondling it caused it to untwist and one of the tubes snapped. I had it sewn back on and all good... not a pleasant experience and somewhat off topic!

 

Thanks for sharing

 

WHAT? Only 3?

 

The Female Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: “I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill. "No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them. "What are they?" he says. "Viagra," says the dentist. "Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I'm drilling your tooth.

 

Q: What do you call a deer that can't see?
A: no idear...
Q: what do you call a deer that cant see and has no legs?
A: still no idear...
Q: what do you call a deer that cant see, has no legs and has been castrated?
A. Still no fucking idear...

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

 

Q. How much does a rainbow weigh?



A. Not much, it's pretty light.