This sounds suspiciously like the work of William Heath Robinson, but he was dead by then. Perhaps his influence was still strong.

 

Another 1957 for the road......

 

Litter is allowed elsewhere, just not HERE

 

Luxury Car

 

But standing up? How is that possible in a car

 

Yes, that's a valid point. Still the right side driver seat is not having the facility; are British commonwealth people more prudish than others?

 

Sunroof.

 

Blown transitional button?

 

Seriously, what is that button for?

 

The novelist, Kathy Lette (I think) wrote a novel or article suggesting that the ideal car accessory for the character she was describing had a cigarette lighter plug-in facility which she called an ‘autosuck'.

Obviously this vehicle has one fitted as standard.

 

1)

The Monastery was running out of money, so the Brothers decided to open a Fish 'N' Chips stand. A customer walked up to the window to place his order and told the Brother that he only wanted an order of Chips, but no Fish. The Brother replied - Sorry, I'm the Fish Friar, you'll have to give your order to the Chip Monk.


2)

Tarzan was been out hunting the evening meal. Jane was getting hungry and hoping he’d bring home something good to eat.

He finally came home and dumped a finch and two small Chimpanzees on the kitchen table.

Jane sighed, rolled her eyes, shot him a filthy look and said “Not finch and chimps again!”

 

It's obviously an optional extra

Standard console:

 

It’s a personal service, hotline button

A customer requested, non-standard option

It’s Hugh Grant’s car

 

Another head joke :0)

 

A 1957 funny …. how times have changed :0)

 

More 1957 funnies.... I go to Church on Sunday … to beg forgiveness for what I did Friday.... and will do again on Monday :0)

 

Some more vintage.

 

Last night, I tried sharing a bag of chips with a homeless man, who was sat on a park bench

He said, “Sod off, and get your own bloody chips!”

 

Weekend Humour