Stop me if you've heard this, which you probably have because it's an old one...
Two women are walking home from a wedding party when they see a man in a kilt passed out by the side of the road. They recognize him from the party so walk up to him and see that he is out cold.
One of the ladies says to the other, "I wonder if it's true what they say, that they don't wear any knickers under there?"
To which the other replies, "Well, there's one way to find out!"
So they lift up his kilt, and sure as day, he's as free as God made him.
They decide they can't leave him lay there like that and should play a trick on him. One of the ladies has a big, blue bow in her hair, so they take that out of her hair and tie it around his member.
The next morning the man wakes up groggily and staggers to the side to relieve himself. He lifts his kilt and is startled to see a large blue, ribbon tied around his private parts.
He recovers quickly and says aloud proudly, "Well, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"
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