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First, 1st, FIRST time ever I forgot to get the garbage and recycles out to the street. Total brain fart, probably thinking about installing my new Uncle Seiko flat link or how my Nivada Grenchen Chronomaster is doing over there in Hong Kong but goddammit I forgot.
And the irony gets deeper and worse... our garbage and recycle truck drivers are never, NEVER , here before 11am (garbage) and 2pm (recycling) and today, both of the SOB's were here, back to back, tag teaming their way into my black soul, at 9:43 & 9:45am. It's like they knew... like they absolutely knew I hadn't taken the bins out front the night before (which I always do but somehow did not last night). It's like they recon'd me.
Sprinted down the street, flagged them both down, got them both to stop their trucks & listen to my tale of woe -- and then begged both of them to double around and get the bins... "Sorry buddy, can't do it" and off they went.
Spiteful, purely spiteful.
Fuckheads.
Garbage is weekly and recycling is every two weeks and we aren't going to make it ~ no way, recycle bin is full and garbage is nearly full. So after nearly an hour on the phone kissing, completely smooching, the ass of the lady at the waste removal center - to zero avail by the way, this lady wasn't budging and didn't give even the slightest shit about my jokes, asides or self-effacing ways... she was an immovable object of "No" and then "Hell NO" - I now need to do two separate trips to two different locations in town to drop off garbage bags at one place and then empty out and figure out how to transport all the crap in our recycling bin to a different location. And pay for it as both places will weigh the car on the way in and way out.
Great way to start the day.
First, 1st, FIRST time ever I forgot to get the garbage and recycles out to the street. Total brain fart, probably thinking about installing my new Uncle Seiko flat link or how my Nivada Grenchen Chronomaster is doing over there in Hong Kong but goddammit I forgot.
And the irony gets deeper and worse... our garbage and recycle truck drivers are never, NEVER , here before 11am (garbage) and 2pm (recycling) and today, both of the SOB's were here, back to back, tag teaming their way into my black soul, at 9:43 & 9:45am. It's like they knew... like they absolutely knew I hadn't taken the bins out front the night before (which I always do but somehow did not last night). It's like they recon'd me.
Sprinted down the street, flagged them both down, got them both to stop their trucks & listen to my tale of woe -- and then begged both of them to double around and get the bins... "Sorry buddy, can't do it" and off they went.
Spiteful, purely spiteful.
Fuckheads.
Garbage is weekly and recycling is every two weeks and we aren't going to make it ~ no way, recycle bin is full and garbage is nearly full. So after nearly an hour on the phone kissing, completely smooching, the ass of the lady at the waste removal center - to zero avail by the way, this lady wasn't budging and didn't give even the slightest shit about my jokes, asides or self-effacing ways... she was an immovable object of "No" and then "Hell NO" - I now need to do two separate trips to two different locations in town to drop off garbage bags at one place and then empty out and figure out how to transport all the crap in our recycling bin to a different location. And pay for it as both places will weigh the car on the way in and way out.
Great way to start the day.
