US based members might be interested:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/06/nyregion/squirrels-central-park.html?rref=collection/sectioncollection/nyregion&action=click&contentCollection=nyregion&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=2&pgtype=sectionfront

 

This is nuts.

 

My favorite part is the observation of squirrel behavior patterns:
“A few years ago there was the revelation that squirrels “lie,”fake-burying nuts when other squirrels are watching. Last year researchers determined that squirrels engage in “spatial chunking,” sorting nuts by size, type and possibly nutritional value.”

 

--Ma'am, it's against park rules to feed the squirrels.
--But I'm not feeding them, officer.

 

Hmmm...possible Dennis was disparaging the Speedmaster while all the while collecting it, in a shrewd move to depress the the value?

 

I think he did!!