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Some ppl say they're your friends but wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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My cat doesn’t like to go into water but all of her food is fishy.

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Canuck
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Gee! About all I can say to the OP , is PROFOUND!
 
pdxleaf
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If you're on fire, focus on putting out the fire, not on what other people are doing.
 
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Wetworks Wetworks
I'll piss on you, but tell you it's raining. Or that I'm retiring.
With that user name, and that response, You just won the internet today!!
 
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OP, welcome to a community with a sense of humor, snark, and sarcasm. Please don’t take our off handed responses out of context, for we know not the context of your post. We’re just having fun while trying to figure out what you mean with this post.

Be well, and know you’re amongst friends!

And pictures, because...
 
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One of my favorite takes along these lines:

A sparrow is flying south for the winter, he gets behind the flock and it’s so cold that he falls to the ground freezing.
As he lays in a field freezing, a cow comes by and shits on him. As he lays there under a pile of shit, he starts to warm up and he is so happy he begins singing.
A cat hears the singing and scrapes away the shit, sees the sparrow and eats him.
The moral of the story:
Those that shit on you are not necessarily your enemy, those who get you out of shit are not necessarily your friend, and if you’re safe and warm in a pile of shit- keep your mouth shut.
 
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Syzygy Syzygy
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OP, welcome to a community with a sense of humor, snark, and sarcasm. Please don’t take our off handed responses out of context, for we know not the context of your post. We’re just having fun while trying to figure out what you mean with this post.

Be well, and know you’re amongst friends!

And pictures, because...
 
Pierre1333
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Not too technical at the moment, sorry. I will send you pictures soon. Be well everyone.
Btw the title of this post is a quote from Lenny McLean
 
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JwRosenthal JwRosenthal
One of my favorite takes along these lines:

A sparrow is flying south for the winter, he gets behind the flock and it’s so cold that he falls to the ground freezing.
As he lays in a field freezing, a cow comes by and shits on him. As he lays there under a pile of shit, he starts to warm up and he is so happy he begins singing.
A cat hears the singing and scrapes away the shit, sees the sparrow and eats him.
The moral of the story:
Those that shit on you are not necessarily your enemy, those who get you out of shit are not necessarily your friend, and if you’re safe and warm in a pile of shit- keep your mouth shut.
Pigeon, oiseau a la griserobe, Dan's l'enfer des villes a Mon regard Tu te derobe, Tu EST vraiment le plus agile
 
Peemacgee
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“Quand les mouettes suivent le chalutier, c'est parce qu'elles pensent que les sardines seront jetées à la mer. “

(“When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.”)
 
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Peemacgee Peemacgee
“Quand les mouettes suivent le chalutier, c'est parce qu'elles pensent que les sardines seront jetées à la mer. “

(“When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.”)

This reminds me of...
 
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This reminds me of...

that’s the one.

I’m not usually known for quoting Cantona’s ‘philosophical’ musings - but it seemed somewhat apt for this thread......
 
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