So I get 2 notifications a day from "Touch of Modern". Some cool stuff from time to time. What are Snyper watches? and what is that thing stuck to the side?

"Inspired by the design and quality of elite forces equipment, Snyper Watches embody the physical and mental strength of the world’s best snipers. Designed and assembled in Geneva, they're recognized by people who share the highest standards of discipline and self-control."
Huh?

 

God damn I am confused when looking at that thing!

 

I see the cheap Chinese tourbillion and moved on.
:edit:
Ok I took one for the team and visited the site. Sure to be all over my internet ads for weeks.

It’s a lighter stuck on the watch.

 

The thing on the side is a lighter. These guys are morons.

 

+1. I don't think we should call this thing a watch

 

I’ll pass. I already have a weird looking watch, don’t need a ridiculous looking one.

 

I thought it might be a Coke Stash.

 

New CEO maybe ? Falcon perch....

 

If this is what they produce with high standards of discipline & self control, I wonder what ideas they rejected.

 

Looks like it was designed by a bored twelve year old, doodling on a desk in study hall or detention.

Probably find these on Ebay at 80% off MRSP within the year.

 

Obviously aimed at the guy who is compensating for something.

It even comes with an extension to help correct said personal issue.

 

Good on Ya Mate! Saved us the pain.

Just clear your cookies and cache and you'll be back to getting bombarded by Time Titans ads in no time.