Send it to me and I'll Youtube its demise.
I'll even send you a real watch as a replacement. (Note: by real, I mean a facsimile watch that works).
You can pick one from these
(my "decoy" collection, always on display on my dresser).
I figure if they get these they'll be happy and piss off and not bother looking for the others.
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