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  1. seamonster Respectable Member Apr 9, 2012

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    It is always a pleasure to handle a solid gold watch that is hefty. From the first Constellation produced to the 'C', including its movement, which is the heaviest.

    Please do not get me wrong, I am not a murderer trying to strip the gold content of the watch, to sell.

    Thank-you.
     
  2. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    You are forgiven! Lol
     
  3. ulackfocus Apr 9, 2012

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    "Murderer" - funny! Don't worry, nobody accused you of that nor do we think you're going to kill any 18ct Omegas. Besides, it would be silly to spend the extra money for white or pink/rose gold if you were only going to scrap a watch. ;)
     
  4. seamonster Respectable Member Apr 9, 2012

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    Thanks for your advice and I will make sure, I do not.

    I promise not scrap any Omega, if it comes in 18K yellow, pink or white gold, so please do not worry. I will only scrap the Omega, especially a Constellation, if it happens to be in platinum 950, since it is going to be too heavy for my wrist.

    Thank-you.
     
  5. seamonster Respectable Member Apr 9, 2012

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    Thanks for the forgiveness and God bless.

    Thank-you.
     
  6. ulackfocus Apr 9, 2012

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    :p Nice one. For a split second I panicked.
     
  7. seamonster Respectable Member Apr 9, 2012

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    Sorry about that.

    I have now changed my mind and instead of scrapping, I have decided to get two Constellations in platinum instead, one for the right and the other, left wrist, so that I do not have to go to the gym to use their weight, for strengthening my arms.

    Thank-you.
     
  8. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    A few years ago, I actually strapped an 18K yellow gold Omega Flightmaster to the end of my johnson, hoping it would have a positive impact...

    [​IMG]

    These days if I'm wearing boxers, I have to throw it over my shoulder when I go to run.
     
  9. seamonster Respectable Member Apr 9, 2012

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    Thanks for sharing with us this beauty.

    It must be a heavy-weight and I do not think, watches are made this way, any longer. It will last many a life-time, over.

    Thank-you.
     
  10. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    I was kidding, I don't really have one, and certainly didn't use it for penis lengthening :p
     
  11. ulackfocus Apr 9, 2012

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    The watch or your Johnson? I would think the former fell off if you kept attaching that ingot to it.
     
  12. Trev The Architect Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    How many removable links are on the Flightmaster? :)
     
  13. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    I'd have to tie a pair of NATO's together, I'm an Australian, not some Canadian.
     
  14. Trev The Architect Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    Don't make me send Celine Dion to your house. I'll do it.
     
  15. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    I said Canadians had small penises, I'm aware of the size of their noses without you bringing Celine in on the action!
     
  16. Trev The Architect Staff Member Apr 9, 2012

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    To take this further, I'd need to involve Celine and Photoshop. There are some things that would be too much for the forum. :D
     
  17. Matty01 Port Adelaide's No.1 Fan Apr 12, 2012

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    Respectable member Dsio, apparently your member is particularly repectable.

    I may have to employ my speedmaster 125 to also increase my members respectability, but first i will have to increase its girth.

    Perhaps Celine could help with that as I suspect shrinkage would increase githage?
     
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  18. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Apr 12, 2012

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    Post of the week!
     
  19. ulackfocus Apr 12, 2012

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    I'll second that motion. Any post that creates a word as funny as "girthage" has gotta rank at the top.
     
  20. Matty01 Port Adelaide's No.1 Fan Apr 12, 2012

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    Respectable members, I am Swollen with pride
     
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