http://www.catwatches.com/news/du-54/ Stick to farm implements and mudflaps for rednecks' pickup trucks... That's just sad on so many levels.
And a gold with fake diamonds watch for the discerning woman... http://www.catwatches.com/collection/whistler-lady/#a4-381-13-238
If you have these in your garden they are feeding on parsley, carrots, or dill. They are the larvae of the Black Swallowtail, Papilio polyxenes. Don't hurt them, they are our friends