Forget the wife, the kids, the partner or parents. This is the one to bring a smile to your own wanting face.

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Tell Santa that I've been a good boy this year...

 

This one is huge.

 

It is.... which brings down the cost per square milimeter down to a really reasonable level.

If you need to rationalize such a purchase.