I assume those were outside the doodie-free ship.
I like watches. But when I see the dinner plate size Inshitticas, I find it amusing. Really? Nice pants, nice shirt, nice shoes and then a giant size watch. Seriously?
I like watches. But when I see the dinner plate size Inshitticas, I find it amusing. Really? Nice pants, nice shirt, nice shoes and then a giant size watch. Seriously?
What you fail to realize is that this marks him as a "Bro".
A Bro is:
Always at the ready.
Dependable - as long as it's convenient to his gym schedule.
Just started a new roofing business.
Drives a new RAM diesel with a Punisher decal in the cab window.
Prefers acid-washed skinny jeans.
Believes in America, Toby Keith and Metallica.
Has a heavily used tanning salon membership card.
A barely used library card.
Kneels at the Church of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson.
Purchases ammo in the back of Sportsman's Warehouse and 24 Hour Energy & Jolly Ranchers at the front checkout.
Lives for new Tom Cruise and Mark Wahlberg movies.
Has five hotspots and a subwoofer in every room of his newly built 2500sq ft house but no family or lawn laid down ~ yet, to both.
Prefers Bud Light but will splurge for White Claw given the size of the date's breasts.
Recently purchased a NOS Vanilla Ice poster off eBay but hasn't made it to Target to pick out a frame.
Loves authentic Italian cuisine -- eats at Olive Garden every Friday night.
What you fail to realize is that this marks him as a "Bro".
A Bro is:
Always at the ready.
Dependable - as long as it's convenient to his gym schedule.
Just started a new roofing business.
Drives a new RAM diesel with a Punisher decal in the cab window.
Prefers acid-washed skinny jeans.
Believes in America, Toby Keith and Metallica.
Has a heavily used tanning salon membership card.
A barely used library card.
Kneels at the Church of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson.
Purchases ammo in the back of Sportsman's Warehouse and 24 Hour Energy & Jolly Ranchers at the front checkout.
Lives for new Tom Cruise and Mark Wahlberg movies.
Has five hotspots and a subwoofer in every room of his newly built 2500sq ft house but no family or lawn laid down ~ yet, to both.
Prefers Bud Light but will splurge for White Claw given the size of the date's breasts.
Recently purchased a NOS Vanilla Ice poster off eBay but hasn't made it to Target to pick out a frame.
Loves authentic Italian cuisine -- eats at Olive Garden every Friday night.
Those pushers are way too small!
What you fail to realize is that this marks him as a "Bro".
A Bro is:
Always at the ready.
Dependable - as long as it's convenient to his gym schedule.
Just started a new roofing business.
Drives a new RAM diesel with a Punisher decal in the cab window.
Prefers acid-washed skinny jeans.
Believes in America, Toby Keith and Metallica.
Has a heavily used tanning salon membership card.
A barely used library card.
Kneels at the Church of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson.
Purchases ammo in the back of Sportsman's Warehouse and 24 Hour Energy & Jolly Ranchers at the front checkout.
Lives for new Tom Cruise and Mark Wahlberg movies.
Has five hotspots and a subwoofer in every room of his newly built 2500sq ft house but no family or lawn laid down ~ yet, to both.
Prefers Bud Light but will splurge for White Claw given the size of the date's breasts.
Recently purchased a NOS Vanilla Ice poster off eBay but hasn't made it to Target to pick out a frame.
Loves authentic Italian cuisine -- eats at Olive Garden every Friday night.
Judgemental much?
What you fail to realize is that this marks him as a "Bro".
A Bro is:
Always at the ready.
Dependable - as long as it's convenient to his gym schedule.
Just started a new roofing business.
Drives a new RAM diesel with a Punisher decal in the cab window.
Prefers acid-washed skinny jeans.
Believes in America, Toby Keith and Metallica.
Has a heavily used tanning salon membership card.
A barely used library card.
Kneels at the Church of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson.
Purchases ammo in the back of Sportsman's Warehouse and 24 Hour Energy & Jolly Ranchers at the front checkout.
Lives for new Tom Cruise and Mark Wahlberg movies.
Has five hotspots and a subwoofer in every room of his newly built 2500sq ft house but no family or lawn laid down ~ yet, to both.
Prefers Bud Light but will splurge for White Claw given the size of the date's breasts.
Recently purchased a NOS Vanilla Ice poster off eBay but hasn't made it to Target to pick out a frame.
Loves authentic Italian cuisine -- eats at Olive Garden every Friday night.
