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  1. M'Bob Mar 5, 2017

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    In order to qualify for advanced forum poster placement, please complete the following quiz: you will be asked to study the picture below, and make a selection from one or more of the following answers. This tests your powers of observation, and assessment skills.

    Please clear everything from your desk besides a sharpened number 2 pencil, and an apple for energy. Drinking during the test is allowed (water). Fill in each box completely. No looking at anyone else's work. Anyone caught cheating will be immediately sent to the principal's office for detention. You have 30 minutes to complete the test. Good luck, and begin:

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    ANSWERS:

    1) The person pictured has an unparalleled home gym, and has a copy of "Moonwatch Only" book hanging around, to consult between sets of Preacher curls.

    2) The person pictured took his copy of "Moonwatch Only" to the gym, and uses it instead of a barbell to stimulate biceps growth.

    3) The person pictured dragged his copy of "Moonwatch Only" to the gym to stage this shot, for the amusement of other forum members.

    4) The person pictured is Superdoc, who has donned a Mad Dog mask, and will attempt to fly a plane without the required hours.

    5) The authors of "Moonwatch Only" superimposed their book into Mad Dog's hands, in order to garner free publicity regarding their soon to be released second edition.

    6) A and C

    7) B and D

    8) None of the above

    9) All of the above

    10) Your answer (gets extra credit)
     
  2. ErikR Mar 5, 2017

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    But it looks to heavy. Practise some more. AJTT for deadlifting might improve curling abilities. Curling AJTT would impress me.
     
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  3. gatorcpa ΩF InvestiGator Staff Member Mar 5, 2017

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    Do I get extra credit if I could care less about Speedmasters?

    That's two minutes of my time that I can never recover.
    gatorcpa
     
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  4. M'Bob Mar 5, 2017

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    If you could care less about them, what do you care less about?
     
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  5. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Mar 5, 2017

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    The person in the photo normally wears his Speedmaster on his forehead, but gym rules prohibit it.
     
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  6. Longbow Mar 5, 2017

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    10.
    It's a well-known Omega Speedmaster loving (wannabe Astronaut) trying to avoid his head exploding while swotting up for the Space Corps' maths test on Closed boundary surface integrals. The answer he is looking for is:-
    I just wanted to be an Astronaut .jpg

    Oops, too late. That loud bang came from his carotid artery.
     
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  7. Traveler Mar 5, 2017

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    "Could care less" is American for the English phrase "Couldn't care less".... it confused me too when I first got here....
     
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  8. kkt Mar 5, 2017

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    But plenty of Americans also use "Couldn't care less."
     
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  9. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Mar 5, 2017

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    This is much more interesting than the initial topic.
    I could care more (or is it couldn't care more? ::confused2:: ) about the outcome.
    Deeply. ::stirthepot::

    ::popcorn::
     
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  10. M'Bob Mar 5, 2017

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    Pratts!
     
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  11. Fritz genuflects before the mighty quartzophobe Mar 5, 2017

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    from the look on his face, the person pictured is trying to pass a brick and, obviously, he likes to read on the john.
     
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  12. M'Bob Mar 5, 2017

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    Partial extra credit.
     
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  13. marcn Enough space to say witty Mar 5, 2017

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    Y'all got this wrong, it's a still from the sequel to The Men Who Stare at Goats movie. Clooney passed on it. Shame, seeing as he's reported to be the biggest Speedmaster fan, and an Omega ambassador!
     
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  14. CanberraOmega Rabbitohs and Whisky Supporter Mar 5, 2017

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    Clearly the OP doesn't know about the official OF rule that you can't have a thread title with the word "official". Its all a bit too WUSie!
     
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  15. M'Bob Mar 5, 2017

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    Clearly.
     
  16. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 6, 2017

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    This dude?

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  17. Longbow Mar 6, 2017

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  18. akshayluc420 Mar 6, 2017

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    I'll go with Answer 10:

    I think the back of the book has a chart for how many calories he needs to burn for that extra Dunkin Donut. :p
     
  19. tyrantlizardrex Mar 6, 2017

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    I think the answer might be "butt less leather chaps".
     
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  20. nonuffinkbloke #1 Nigel Mansell Fan Mar 6, 2017

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    Hmmm??? We've spent 2000 years developing the English language! You lovely chaps across the pond borrow it for 200 years and it's f#*ked!
    The problem with "I could care less" is that it implies that the person hasn't quite 'bottomed out' in their indifference.::confused2::
    There's much less ambiguity involved with a good old fashioned "For fakks sake!... I don't give a shite!":mad:
    This is correct English.
     
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