in the dark this morning, i swore i sensed the click of your trusty mechanism snapping shut, and then i heard the tick of the 9300 waking up from just 3 days' repose. and in the instant of the slip i cursed and almost shouted, but what should have been a shattered watch- you simply didn't allow it. and so i feel forever glad that you do just what you do- protect me from clumsy, tired hands and keep the watch brand new.
Well done, but I prefer a good limerick... My Omega has one great deployant. Without it I'd be most annoyant. The watch would then fall On the floor, Damn It All! And I'd be unhappy, not Joyant.
whose owner read posts with annoyance. as he sank in the sea, he let out his last plea: "if i just had a sub, i'd be buoyant."
There once was a man with a Speedy Who's deployant was strong and not weedy When he didn't latch it It was there to catch it So now he wants more cos he's greedy
but but but....the nice lady in the service area of the Omega boutique told me deployment when I went out of my way to simply call it a clasp. True story.
There once was a thread on a forum Who's responces lacked grace and decorum The cruder the post Will be liked the most But you've gotta be rude to not bore 'em
There once was a squirrel who loved watches He scoured eBay for great catches He then hurt his wrist This made him quite pissed which caused him to sell them in batches.
She said "Sir it's a clasp, not deployant. And smiled at me looking quite bouyant. Said I, back to she Ma'am I cannot agree But your co-ax are awfully flamboyant.
The latest fad is ceramic Can I wear it if i am a mechanic Are they tougher than the titanic Do I really have to panic Or am I just being too manic Might chill and smoke some botanic
These limericks are very funny, but can one of you creative folks PLEASE use the word "Nantucket" in a watch limerick?? It would make my day.
Hmmmm, watch hobby related words and phrases that potentially rhyme with Nantucket..... Photobucket Speedmasters suck it