Back in the 90's my 2nd wife, Melanie, went a bit 'farmers wife' on me and brought this porky chap home one day:
She said "Isn't he adorable?
....He's a 'miniature, Vietnamese, pot bellied, pig"...
I said "No!
.... It aint miniature, and it aint Vietnamese!..... It's English!.... and it's a 'fakkin piglet'! And it's gonna become huge... and it's gonna fill my house up with pig shite!
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