I love these "I want to keep my watch brand-spankin'-new-perfecto-never-wornish" threads!
Here's a couple nail polishes you should try - courtesy of my wife (her favorites from OPI).......
"I'm not really a waitress":
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"Russian Navy":
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That should do the trick. It'll make the point too.
However, if you want to keep your testicles you could just wear your watch and not be such a........ well, use your imagination to finish that sentence.
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