A wee bit of thread hijacking, in the name of a laugh..... I give you some of Windy's Fouled-Up Slang:
"I am in a zen!" = combination of "I'm in a zone" and "I've acheived zen"
"That's how you kill a cat by not skinning it" = "There's more than one way to skin a cat"
"Go make bacon" = "Bring home the bacon"
"Knuckle bracelet" = brass knuckles, or possible a knuckle sandwich.... I never really figured out which
And my personal favorite:
"I have a sailor in my mouth" = "I'm cursing like a sailor"
There's more, but that gets the point across.
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