Moving on from Cheese, need Fish based advice.

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Looks like classy stuff.



I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong if I were to open this tin in a confined space with no ventilation. 馃憤

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That looks like a service case. It鈥檚 missing the bulge of a vintage surstr枚mming example. Here is an original...

I can taste the botulism from here!
 
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I'd avoid kippers, stick to cod until you've become more experienced. I suggest at least 3 years locked in a dark room with your computer researching different smoking methods before you venture into that particular fish market. Once you do emerge, pale and thin from your incarceration, you may be able to smoke your own. It wont be easy, I've never been able to get one to light and am not sure which end to put into my mouth even after many years of research. One thing that is easy to understand is scale condition, never buy a fish that's been re scaled, if offered one by a shady character in a pub car park, sneer at him and throw it back. Good luck and happy fishing.
 
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This thread is plain wrong. First off, there's too many bare feet. Did hrobi infect you all? Second, paraphrased Matrix and Ghostbuster quotes do not belong in any thread. Use movie quotes exactly as stated, or not at all. Third, balance out the cat pics with some dog pics.

I did enjoy all the bad puns and the Son of Light / Boston Harbor reference. 馃憤

And most importantly - THAT IS NOT AN OTTER! It's a friggin' WEASEL, which some of you should know! 馃