I think this note is unnecessary as I doubt our team of Mods would deny the request from Mr. Assman to use his somewhat unique username..but just in case @assman shows up around here, be careful not to regard him as a troll..

 

Reminds me of when Dick Assman died and got his obituary in the NY Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/20/...briefly-a-late-show-celebrity-dies-at-82.html

Those Canadians....

 

Actually, J. (Julius Carl Friedrich) Assmann (Glashutte) produced some outstanding pocket watches...

 

the work week is all done here! and a four-day weekend is ahead!

 

Well they say you're either a boob, ass or leg man.

I'm more of a leg man myself, can't beat a nice set of pins.

 

Maybe he should move to New York and he can get the license plate he wants

 

They sure do!

 

Or

Or become a proctologist

 

I work in a restaurant. I once took a credit card from a gentleman named Harry Beaver III.

 

The really funny thing about that, is that there was a Harry Beaver senior and Harry Beaver junior that preceded him.

 

If you google Harry Beaver III it comes up that there is a OB/GYN by that name.

 

There was a man back in the early 2000’s who ran as a representative in Southern California district by the name of Dick Ryder...

 

When we were kids a friend's mum always got her VW's from a dealer called Eric Hunt. In the way of the 80's in the UK there was always a sticker in the rear window which we thought was hilarious.

 

How about Dr. Loveless who advertised in the local newspaper in the 70's and 80's who specialized in vasectomy's

 

I’m a Boobman myself.

 

I must be an ass man. Everyone I meet ends up saying "God, you're such an ass, man!" within minutes of chatting with me.