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Retirement seems to be a good decision on Twiggy's part. I can only imagine how peaceful that is.

This squirrel already has his exit avatar ready to go. How about you put your money where your keyboard is and buy the IWC I have listed so I can be one step closer to leaving?

 

In all honesty, even though I only own one Omega, and it is a Speedmaster, I was quite happy to see your return. It was just too quiet around here in your absence.

 

Thanks. Somebody has to keep the membership on their toes. I might have to pass down all my seasonal squirrel avatars to other members when my reign as King of Sarcasm ends.

 

I bet those old folks were wearing quartz watches.

 

Not covered in the news clip is the fact that each of the three bitten retirees was wearing a Speedmaster.

 

Are we the nuts that this squirrel has gathered?

 

I was backing out of my driveway today and accidentally, well you know.........

 

I figured it was because they wanted you to join them in the retirement home.

 

Must be old folks with newer Speedmasters, since three of them were only valued at $27k

 

dude what the fuck

 

It was an accident. I carefully removed the watch it was wearing.

 

I had no idea being part of a freak show paid so well you could actually retire from it.

 

This will be the only Twiggy that ever matters. The face of the 1960's:

 

I'm sorry, but this just crosses the line from amusing to disgusting.

 

So now I have to find something else to do with my roadkill image gallery. Damn.

Have fun
kfw