Lazy. You do the work for me. (Please)

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I’m disappointed. This thread should have stayed serious. Folks should have tried to answer Mr. STANDY’s questions. Rubles, indeed! The poor guy asks for help and what does he get….

And so I will try my best.

The watch is definitely and without doubt a vintage Omega Seamaster. I estimate it’s value at $462.88 in United States Dollars.
 
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I’m disappointed. This thread should have stayed serious. Folks should have tried to answer Mr. STANDY’s questions. Rubles, indeed! The poor guy asks for help and what does he get….

And so I will try my best.

The watch is definitely and without doubt a vintage Omega Seamaster. I estimate it’s value at $462.88 in United States Dollars.
I’m sorry but you’re waaay off. I can buy one of these for $200 (although I can’t show anyone actually selling one that cheaply and last time I checked values was 15 years ago) but I wouldn’t sell mine for less than $800.
I’m gonna make sure to tell all the new members that they are crazy for even entertaining buying at such high prices but won’t sell mine for the insanely low prices I say that I could find them.
 
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Is this the right place to mention how HORRIFIED I am that my new Omega luxury watch has a piece of dust on the dial? 🫨
 
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How many time can you wind the Seamaster without breaking the the watch. Should I wind it 10 rotations, six times a day, or just shake the watch a few times in the morning?
 
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I now see that this is the very rare Crud at 54 model- there were only 3 of these made. I can speak with such authority on this as I read an article by Hondinkee about it.
 
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Added some more pictures.Hope they show up this time not sure what I’m doing……

😁
 
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I've got a case opener.

You've got my address.

Problem solved.
 
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Can we get a movement shot with the serial number blurred? Also blur the Reference number, just to be safe.
 
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I have not laughed this hard for this long in months. THANK YOU, EVERYONE who contributed to this absolute masterpiece thread. I have tears. TEARS!

Seriously. Brilliant. 😀😀😀
 
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I’m going to hijack your lazy thread and ask everyone to drop what they are doing and help me instead with this one


I belonged to my father’s uncle’s cousin and it means the world to me. The guy at the estate sale where I got it said it was worth $2k. I want to sell it here to someone who will love it and will let if go for $3k which is a deal but don’t have 200 posts yet so this is a veiled for sale post.


Sorry to inform you but it’s a redial. Notice the no “T” s at Swiss Made and the spacing in the A in Omega.
Hands are wrong, second is too short
The crown is a replacement and the crystal looks like a generic replacement.
The lugs are bars of soap.
Also the movement looks like it’s been dragged behind a car for 3 blocks on Rhode Island streets (apparently worst roads in America)

And it’s gold Cap not gold….
 
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Sorry to inform you but it’s a redial. Notice the no “T” s at Swiss Made and the spacing in the A in Omega.
Hands are wrong, second is too short
The crown is a replacement and the crystal looks like a generic replacement.
The lugs are bars of soap.
Also the movement looks like it’s been dragged behind a car for 3 blocks on Rhode Island streets (apparently worst roads in America)

And it’s gold Cap not gold….

But a lovely heirloom from your grandfather. 👍
 
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But a lovely heirloom from your grandfather. 👍

And as long as you like it that's all that matters.
 
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But I don't want to sell it . . .
…unless it’s worth silly money, then fυck my dead grandfather’s corpse, make me an offer
 
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This is one of the best threads ever. I'm learning such a lot from all of you gurus on here.
 
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I don’t like any of your answers, so I’ve started another thread asking the same question and using the same crap photos. You bunch of elitists.