should this eBay seller choose to sell a fine pocket watch by the maker J. ASSMANN

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Yo, Assman!

 

Here's a very dedicated one:

 

Assman would be well placed next to the Recta watch.




Though some would immediately veto the idea.

 

A straightforward man who knows what he wants

 

That is simply an ASSumption.

 

I couldn't help noticing an OF member had a nice Arsa the other week.

 

The level of humour here is rapidly going down the Tollet...

 

As long as you're not in there looking at my Renis

 

Posted this a while back but...this should be a potential present for ladies out there

 

Just kidding. Peace to all the Rolex fans

 

Ok, who has the Pussy Cat dial?