Dreadful scammers!
I have these people that phone me every couple of days, from India, telling me that the British police will come to my home, and arrest me for tax irregularities.
They insist I give them my name, date of birth and full address.
I normally say "OK mate... have you got a pen? Write this down!
Go f#@* yourself you no good piece of s#@* .... I hope you fall in one of the shite filled holes in ya fakked up roads.... you scamming c@#*!
Right..now mate, we're you able to spell all of that OK? Shall I repeat it for you... slowly?"
But still they phone again!
Anyway, it cheers me up!
and then I go and make a cup of tea, have a little laugh to myself and look at my lovely old 1960's Omega Speedmaster.
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