This guy's down to the essentials for a fashionably dressed man about town: shoes and wristwatch...

 

nah, that is a black honeycomb vintage omega seamaster

 

Nah.....you could tell by the hair and the Hippie Love chest paint its definitely a Rolex owner.......

 

Got out of the starting blocks faster than security.

 

Definitively a speeder...

 

That cop is chasing a big dough nut

 

I have it on good authority the security staff tripped due to his disbelief at the poor redial.