The Speedmaster is rated for raclette, but fondue is another story.
In fact, the watch was to be called the Cheesemaster up until tests revealed the meltingly obvious breach in its armor.
The cheese cartel in collusion with Omega may have produced the moon landing hoax and fondue itself to distract the public.
http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2014/10/10/355177578/episode-575-the-fondue-conspiracy
Edited by a mod Jul 10, 2021