At this time of year all packages arriving at the front door are accepted without questions... its obviously a prezzie for somebody! Hell, the mailing address isn't even inspected for fear of spoiling the surprise! This means that any motorcycle fuel injection system upgrades, subframes or instruments arriving at the door slip in without question! Gad, I'm having a good time! Just don't forget to buy her something for under the tree or your BUSTED! And there better be the same number of packages under the tree as she saw coming in the door.
Also, don't get the packages mixed up because a fuel injector, even with a glittery package, probably won't cut it...