I saved my marriage w/ Capecod

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capecod-ed her buckle, hoping she can capecod mine tonight 馃榾
It's gold plated, so I can't go too far.
A global pandemic makes me useful, who knew!
 
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Just be careful when "self-polishing" with that stuff.
 
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capecod-ed her buckle, hoping she can capecod mine tonight 馃榾
It's gold plated, so I can't go too far.
A global pandemic makes me useful, who knew!

Being married myself I don鈥檛 think that is how it works 馃榿
 
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Just be careful when "self-polishing" with that stuff.

When I'm done masticating my peanuts I'll give that a try

 
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When I'm done masticating my peanuts I'll give that a try

adding "masticating my peanuts" to my arsenal
 
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Saved your marriage? ...
I"m sure she's sick of seeing my mug by now. Gotta bring the element of surprise into this lockup.

"Look how useful am I, wife!"
"Thanks to the thousands of hours on watch forums"
 
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adding "masticating my peanuts" to my arsenal
There I go again, making the world a better place.
 
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Group dynamics just exacerbate the situation. Never exacerbate in public.
 
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You're way better off just never getting married!!!!
 
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You're way better off just never getting married!!!!
She took more than half, eh?
 
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This thread needs a codpiece:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece