Bit of a thread hijack, but I looked everywhere, and there wasn't one Speedy in this place. False advertising...
Omega makes much more sense for a funeral service than for a watch brand. Nothing more definite than death As we know it today
I'd rather go with Omega than with these guys - Yes, it's a real place, near Buffalo NY. Used to drive past it from time to time back in college. Always good for a laugh