Hello,

I'm new here, and have signed up purely to try and offload this awful watch that <insert family member> was given as a gift by the <insert Royal title> of <insert Middle Eastern Country> and has been in <insert safe place> for over <insert number of years greater than 20>.

It has been valued (it hasn't), but I'd like to know what it's worth, because quite frankly, the terrible picture of a moustache on the dial is making me want to smash it with a hammer.

It's definitely (probably not) solid gold, and definitely (in no way, shape or form) very valuable.

Please tell me how valuable it is, so that I can PM members here and try to offload it.



Quick, before I accidentally smash it against a hard surface.

I promise to never post again once I've sold it.

 

Was this the watch famously worn by the American TV news anchor while he received a digital prostate examination on live TV?

It must be worth a fortune.

 

Why just stop at the moustache? Surely this one is worth far more, but I like you so we can probably do a deal. To seal the deal, this was an early prototype for the new White Side.

 

You could probably get tip top dollar from these folks:

http://yourfathersmoustache.ca/#top

 

Him, the Pope, JFK, and Neil Armstrong, all wore it, at the same time. On the Moon. Whilst eating a world record number of hotdogs.

 

Hmmm.... is this available is gold coloured spray paint? Can you make the Moustache smaller? Can I meet your Uncle?

 

In my short time here on OF I have been amazed at the number of people who 'join' in hopes of screwing people out of their hard-earned $.

 

I don't know gents. I think the watch is a redial. The left half of the mustache looks bushier than the right, and I spent 5 minutes on the internet researching mustache dial watches before I came to that conclusion

 

What? You haven't done enough research into moustaches, and you know nothing of the "Suadi Sideburns". This watch is legitimately rubbish. Give me $1billion or I steal the moon.

 

It's definitely NOT franken



Send me money by bank transfer please

 

I believe a previous owner is a member here.. what you say @M'Bob ?

 

I can only send money if you accept a letter from my lawyer. He has £5billion to distribute for the right watch. In exchange you must pay £1000 into my bank account and swear off growing a moustache.

Discounts available if you know my uncle.

 

I'm looking for a valuation on my mustache clock.
I call it my Imposter Clock as each dial and case back is off of fake watches I have destroyed. I have two more dials waiting to be added to the blank locations but your mustache watch would make a great addition!

 

Only if you are a Nigerian Prince/Minister of Finance, Foreign Affairs or similar. I'm not fooled that easily you know

 

18k with my uncles actual mustache.

 

Are you suggesting that I'm not a real Prince or Minister of finance?

Send me £50,000 and I will send proof.

 

Which one of these will it look good on.


What's the best and cheapest springbar tool.

 

This one is good.

 

Current market, that's worth 20 camels all day long.